April 2012
dad: what are you listening to?
me: uh i'm lis-
dad: you me at seven?
dad: bad charlotte?
dad: all time high?
dad: difficult plan?
me:
dad: laughs for 10 minutes at own jokes
March 2012
Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice: I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.